wahlkampf in amerika

Als QUH-Vorsitzender bereise ich gerade kurz die USA, um dort von unseren Freunden alles für den Wahlkampf zu lernen … und siehe da: bis in die Wüste von Nevada hat sich der Gedanke der QUH bereits herumgesprochen.

Andreas “QUH” Ammer, derzeit Los Angeles.

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Der Melker

14. Januar 2008 um 9:30

Party manual american style DEMOCRATIC
You don’t have any cows.
Your neighbor has two cows.
The government takes one from the neighbor and gives it to you.
After which, Barbara Streisand comes and sings for you.

REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.